Army of Hippopotamuses of Doom

After the recent launch of our new line lazer sidearms, the feed back we received was mixed. The open letter we received from The League of Alien Invaders was quite positive, saying that our product was quite beneficial to their conquests. However, we received a somewhat less glowing review from the Army of Hippopotamuses of Doom. They informed us that our sidearms were difficult for them handle. Specifically they said that with their large fingers they could not fire the weapon.

In response to this our R&D department has developed a specialized weapon for use by hippos. The hippo mounted lazer turret. This new weapon is of a much higher caliber than the lazer sidearms. It is designed to be mounted on the backs of the hippo soldiers and to be operated a lemur. This choice was made because it is known that the Army of Hippopotamuses of Doom have a division for ninja lemurs. While it was specifically designed to be operated by a lemur, it could also be operated by many other small furry animals but little testing has been performed outside of being operated by a lemur.

A private demonstration has already been held with the Army of Hippopotamuses of Doom, and the initial feedback is positive. We are now negotiating the contract with the Army of Hippopotamuses of Doom.

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~ by lunaticexperimentalist on August 24, 2010.

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